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Monday, March 21, 2005

Return of the Bullpen Car Limerick

There once was a lazy reliever
Whom walking put into a fever.
If we bring back the car
He won't have to go far,
And his coaches can all take a breather.

I don't know about you kids, but I've never seen a more compelling and well-worded argument for bringing back the bullpen car.